But then, he also needed a bottle of shampoo, which was hanging out on the shelf below our friend, Walter.
Oh look, Twidget is in there keeping Walter company. Maybe this is why poor Walter looked so skeeved out. That annoying purple idiot was probably in there making hours and hours of nasally, indecipherable, yammering small talk that earned him the second place title (directly behind the Teletubbies) for most homicidal tendency evoking fictional character of the 21st Century. I would probably have the exact same expression on my face if I were locked up all night with that hideous twirly eared creeper.
So for all my friends and family who wonder why I'm not quite right in the head and frequently look like I'm teetering on the precipice of needing to be committed to an institution or in desperate need of a nap, this is just one of the many daily occurrences in my life that contributes to the "Insanity Effect".
And this has been your glimpse into the zoo for today. Have a lovely week.